A student email (I left the horrific composition in tact):
Dear Prof Shahar:
I am so sorry to tell you that I am taking off today. This morning, when I was about to go to school, i got diarrhea. It took me about an hour. So I couldn’t go to school on time. I ‘ll ask my friend about homework. And if we have a test today, could you please allow me to take it another time? Therefore, can you tell me when can I see you and do it?
Thank you so much.
File under: Too much information. Funny, yet disturbingly inappropriate, but funny…