I’m wondering if the Studio Art kids are doing each other or if they’re where the frustrated few from other majors go to get deflowered. As I recall from school, both. I strongly suspect the Anthropologists of this missionary work.

That 25% in Neuroscience looks suspiciously like n=4 (and the three are doing each other). Or n=1 with a split personality.

Not surprisingly, the U.S. International Relations students are apprenticing by doing all their boinking metaphorically.

What jokes are left about the Psych majors. Sheesh.

The Chem/Biochem kids are obviously saving theirs for the lab, and the Math majors are just so totally beyond multiplication.